- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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