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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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