I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Dylan is a person

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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