What's 4+7 47

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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