- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

How much did the Holla Cost?

Jews

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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