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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Mitt Romney.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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