- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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