- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Women Driving.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

#scabbers

What is 8 times 4? 32

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

what is sticky and brown?a stick

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