Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Republicans

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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24

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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motley crew

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Yo daddy!

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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