Women's rights.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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I like hats XD!

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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