- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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