- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

thumbs up!

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

what time is it? 3:16

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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