What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

yo mama's so fat!!!

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Blind people can't read this.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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