what happened to your gran you tell me

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Pen15

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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