What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What's the difference between a duck?

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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