What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

whats your name? bumder:)

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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