- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Good boy

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

The Pope

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Reed is poopin

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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