- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Women's sports

vagina, hehehehehehehe

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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