- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

A walrus walks into a bar

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

I had sex. Just kidding.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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