What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Women's rights

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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