is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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read this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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connor sucks

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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