The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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