Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Women's rights

U ALL LIAK DIK

A black guy with his family.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Male penises.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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