- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Guess what? Holocaust

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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