Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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rose are red violets should be purple

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Blind people can't read this.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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