- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

I had sex. Just kidding.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

How many cows say moo? All of them

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

women's rights

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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