What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Men, get on the boat.

1 Jew XD

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Black People.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Poop

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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