- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

a potato flew around my room

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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