Girls Basketball.

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ginger

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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1 Jew XD

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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