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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

peter charastabopouloulous

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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