- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Womens Rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Penis

Knock knock. Death.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

pickle juice?

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Scientology.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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