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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Spell: “This word”

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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