What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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You

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Muslim athletes.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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man boobs

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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