- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

i saw your mom, i said hi

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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