Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Not Steve Jobs

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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i cant think of one.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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