what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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WNBA

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Minecraft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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