How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Drunk irish man

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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eloise dey.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Gays

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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