- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

raping black women

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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