Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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