- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Yo mamas so fat

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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