What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Women have the right to vote.

Women's rights

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Yo mamas so fat

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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