- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Worst joke ever

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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