- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why? Because!

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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