- Anti Joke

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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