- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Your time.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

So. The gays. ...

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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