Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

What's wrong with woman Everything

american government

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Dani barton from bob chuckles

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

1 Jew XD

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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