A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Bloody kids ...

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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liam buchan is gay !

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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