- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

whats a dick a dick

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Woman.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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