Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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knock, knock. come in.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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Meow.

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Vagina ass.

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Anti-joke.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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2 women were sitting quietly

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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