A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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1 + 1 = 3

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I need a good anti joke....

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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