Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Women's rights.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Yes.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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