- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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