how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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zebras

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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