Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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