What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Yo mamas so fat

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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