Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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knock knock who's there police

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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What is cold? Winter

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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