- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Colby Michael Schluter

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

fack me!

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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