- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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I saw a poor man named rich

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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