Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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An atheist walks into a church

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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