- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Women's rights.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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