Guess what.. chicken butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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