- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

This is not an anti joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

The Holocaust.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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