- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Well educated black man.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

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