How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

how now brown cow. WTF.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Romans rights.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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