Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Cancer.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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