Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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penis

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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Knock knock. Death.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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KKK

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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penis

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hey bill!

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Anti Joke

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