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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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