How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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I said I hate niiggers

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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Womens' Rights

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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