Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Penis

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You smell like shit

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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hey

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Knock knock. Death.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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