what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Knock knock. Death.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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You smell like shit

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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