who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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