- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

knock, knock come in

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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