Gianni

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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womens rights to vote

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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justin bieber

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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