what do u call a black man a black man

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

so dont touch it.

Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

knock, knock come in

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Give me thumbs up!

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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