Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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YOU

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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nba live 13

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Yes.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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This sentence is false.

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kevin kim

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