Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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