you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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My tractor broke down.

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women's rights

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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