Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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You are Nerochan right?

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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i like tits

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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