People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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A black man in a country bar.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Zach Barlow

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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A man made a sandwich.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Your time.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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