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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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