Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

bitches be crafty.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

drake

the jokes are repetitive on this site

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Male penises.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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