- Anti Joke

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

knock knock who's there no one

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane