- Anti Joke

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

who is mark

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.