Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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crap!!

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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