What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

My pet rock died.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

? I hate niiggers ?

Why did i write this? I was bored

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

I was born.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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