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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

I was born.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

this girl died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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